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Jackson dies, so Jesse Jackson boots it to Harlem and makes a speech… as though it should be relevant. Fuck.
Phew, I’m so glad Michael fixed that whole Iran thing before he died.
Being bald in Podunk, Ontario vs Metro Vancouver. The former assumes I am a white supremacist, gay, or both. The latter thinks I’m a yuppie.
Last night I dreamt a shop sold regular hotdogs as “Jumbo” and just broke the regular size in half to sell as “Regular”. Pissed me off.
Drop Loonie DROP!
God, I love being a Turtle.
Sandie Rinaldo anchors as though she were teaching a lesson on shapes and colours to a kindergarten class.
Mmmm, coffee. Y’know me, gotta have my coffee. I’m probably the only person you know like this: a drinker of coffee. D’hurr, hurr.
OMG, I’m obsessed with kitties. Totes.
Woot! Looks like I can upgrade to the 3Gs for $199 and 3Gs are selling on CraigsList for $300-$400!
