January 2009
71 posts
Perhaps I should have been more clear with my last update. I don’t want to HAVE the first baby of 2009. I just want to own it.
I resolve to stop spitting on children.
December 2008
58 posts
The media is beating these dead snowmobilers like a dead horse.
I am determined to have the first baby of 2009.
Apparently people fall overboard on cruise ships reenacting the Titanic scene. Like video games to kids, romantic epics are a bane to women.
How unstuck a car from snow the Vancouver way: Step 1. Spin tires. 2. Spin tires harder. 3. Get out, look at car. 4. Spin tires REALLY hard.
New Media moves too fast for Old Media types to keep up with. So fast that New Media already has OLD New Media types not getting ITSELF.
Oh noes. Our backyard bamboo has bent due to snow cover.
Photo: Winter Rainbow in Vancouver http://bit.ly/BKgi
Photo: Waiting to take off. http://bit.ly/OPRJ
On the plane. Flying adds 10 pounds. http://snipurl.com/96fdu
I just found out that on Air Canada there is a “Super Elite” class. I thought that “Executive” was an effective and tactful distinction.
On my way kitties! Pop some popcorn and well stay up all night catching up!
Just landed. Snow on the ground in Vancouver?! What did you guys do to the place while I was gone?!
Big baggage delays here at the airport. Peoples luggage from a diverted flight is just sitting out in the middle of everything. No security.
Wow, that was useless.
Been awake for almost 24 hours. Bed feels very far away.
#boarding ac151
“There have been numerous delays with luggage on flight 151. At this point I can not give you a time when it will be here.”
2.5 hours after touchdown and were still waiting for luggage.
Got the luggage. Now in a 100 person long taxi line.
I’m whining, though I know others had it far worse this week. But jeeze, when the weather is fine amd there is still a 4 hour delay… Rage!
Watching a movie at Rainbow Cinema in Rexdale. The only place where people talk more then me during a movie.
Headed to the airport. Huge downpour on the 400.
Watching Dane Cook characterize atheists as naive and inconsiderate.
Dance Cook may possibly the most hatable person in entertainment.
Photo: Ace Speed Drawing http://bit.ly/vxvtk
Dear kitties, I will be home soon, and Ben’s tyrannical reign will be put to an end. Love, Fraser
Bought my brother some Jewish game called “Boom Blox” for Christmas.
I really miss cutting on a RAID drive.
So much work to do over the holidays. When it rains it pours, except in this case it is incapacitating Ontario snowfall.
Phew… almost lost my iPhone internet to MacBook awesomeness. It’s good to be a haxor.
I miss my steam shower.
Auto workers make too much money. I am a former auto worker.
Amazed that I can get 5 bars of 3G in the middle of nowhere!
Back in Toronto. I miss my cats.
At the airport, on my way back to Toronto with it’s terrible weather and incredible sushi.
Ordering some Molotovs from Detonation Films.
It’s snowing for the first time this year in Vancouver. HUGE snow flakes mixed with rain.
Photo: Awesome Video Games Fan Art by Noakaa http://bit.ly/6iZT
Bricked mah Wii!
11,999 subscribers.
Editing Bad Dudes pt.2… should be up tomorrow or Tuesday.
Just jailbroke this suckah. Totally reccommed it. SO EASY!
Anyone in the area having trouble with Shaw Internet this evening?